Like nurturing parents, we wait hand and foot on BOMBFEST. Oh! Little BOMBFEST is crying again. Is it hungry? Sleepy? Anxious about the troubles of this world? As responsible caretakers, it’s our job to meet the needs of our child.
Sometimes those needs include communicating value, and inspired by the classic film Goldfinger (1964), we’ve covered our child in solid gold. Most parents treat their children like gold, but only the BOMBFEST team is caring enough to actually follow through. Noting screams “I’m important and you should think highly of me” like a layer of semi-breathable paint.
And while we wish we could keep BOMBFEST all to ourselves, we know the best kind of parent knows when to let their child go. As such, we’re looking for takers. This gold-covered, 3D printed incarnation of BOMBFEST isn’t going to take care of itself. Before you volunteer for adoption, however, we’ve organized a bit of a competition for you.
The BOMBFEST team will be holding an elimination tournament on Sunday at 2:30pm at our booth at GDEX (booth 613) to determine who will have the honor of adopting our gold-plated child. The winner shall receive a 3D-printed, gold-painted, trophy-shaped desk ornament for their trouble. To sign up, please arrive at the BOMBFEST booth any time before 2pm on Sunday. There will be three or fewer rounds depending on the number of applicants. Show up on time or forfeit your spot!